International Video Entertainment general video promos

From Home Video

December 1987[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: Catch all the kid-vid excitement coming your way from Family Home Entertainment! Take a trip with those cunning, courageous felines from a faraway world. They're the ThunderCats! Join them on a fantastic movie-length voyage to the Spaceship Beneath the Sands! And it's the high-gloss sensation for today's wiz-kid generation. It's Spiral Zone, the all-new animated adventure series and fast-paced futuristic phenomenon! Catch a double dose of these home video heroes and their high-tech enemies with Spiral Zone: Zone of Darkness. And welcome to Maple Town, boys and girls, a warm, wonderful land of furry residents that share their tales of friendship with young viewers. Maple Town is brand new award-winning home video programming. Here they are, those lovable, huggable pups that kids can't resist--Pound Puppies, starring in their very own extra-long adventure, How to Found a Pound. Now, you can take these pups home to savor for your very own. She's the dream girl who's dazzling fans across America! She's Jem, the truly outrageous singing sensation, and she's waiting for you on videocassette. For the most outlandish, wacky fun, Inspector Gadget is number one! Join the zany inspector for his outrageous adventures! And we bring you all the breathtaking wonderment of the Greatest Show on Earth with the 116th Edition of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus! So come one, come all! For the finest moments on videocassette, Family Home Entertainment's got 'em all!

January 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

February 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: We're bringing you the movies America wants to see! We're International Video Entertainment! Like the sizzling new blockbuster from sultry superstar Diane Lane.
JACK PRICE: You know, you have got great fantasies.
KATYA YARNO: You better stop calling me!
NARRATOR: When a woman's fantasies turn to terror, it's Lady Beware!
BRYAN: One! Two! One, two, three!
NARRATOR: And fresh off the theatrical screen comes the movie debut of rock and roll hitmaker David Hallyday! Two guys have won the trip of their dreams.
REGGIE: We're going to LA!
NARRATOR: The problem is, one of the hes has to be a she, and that is where the outrageous gender-bending fun begins. Move over, Tootise, for the madcap mix-up comedy of the year! You'll fall in love with He's My Girl!
AUDREY JAMES: ♪ Does he love me? I wanna know ♪
♪ How can I tell if he loves me so? ♪
♪ Is it in his eyes? ♪
NARRATOR: And meet Jessie--arrogant, wealthy, and about to be in a whole lot of trouble. What this playgirl needs is a fairy godmother who'll give her exactly what she deserves.
STELLA WINSTON: You have no money. You have no past. You have no family. You have no friends. You're, uh, you're on your own now.
NARRATOR: Ally Sheedy, Beverly D'Angelo, and Michael Ontkean star in the hit comedy summer smash, Maid to Order. Superstar Brooke Shields teams up with film great Burgess Meredith to go for the gold--Wet Gold. A beautiful woman and salty sailor embark on the treasure hunt of their lives.
LAURA: We found it, Sampson! We found the gold!
NARRATOR: Opportunity, lust, greed, passion, and power! It's Brooke Shields as you've never seen her before, in the 24 karat thriller Wet Gold! And Aunt Catherine's dead, but will not be forgotten. It's a murderous tale with a shocking new twist every step of the way, Rest in Pieces. For the best on cassette, International Video Entertainment is the source.

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: Catch all the kid video excitement coming your way from Family Home Entertainment! Like the latest and greatest Australian animated delight, Dot and the Smugglers! Kids will adore our brave heroine's adventures as she plots to preserve a legendary lake monster from becoming a sideshow exhibitor's dream.
MR. SPRAGG: Do you realise how much money we could make showing it in the circus?
NARRATOR: And don't miss Dot in her critically-acclaimed struggle to rescue a very sick whale friend! Catch the movie-length home video spectacular tale, Dot and the Whale! And welcome to Maple Town, boys and girls, a warm, wonderful land of furry residents that share their tales of friendship with young viewers. Climb aboard the Maple Town train to the land every kid and parent will love. Brand new to the cartoon scene, they're the Wild Puffalumps, the softest, furriest, most lovable creatures ever, who could only be found on the Family Home Entertainment label. Watch out for Wild Puffalumps. Then, meet the most cheerful trio ever to explore the ocean floor. They're the Three Fishketeers, starring in their own swashbuckling, rip-roaring adventure. And we bring you all the cartoon fun of those lovable, huggable canines no kid can resist. They're Pound Puppies, looking for a home with you. For the finest moments in kid video excitement, Family Home Entertainment's got it all!

March 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: For the brightest moments in kid video excitement, Family Home Entertainment's tops! We bring you the capers of the cuddly little canines no kid can resist. They're the Pound Puppies, and they're waiting for you at video stores everywhere. And here's the hot new sensation that's sweeping the nation--Spiral Zone, the program that takes wiz-kids' imagination to the limit with its high-gloss tales of adventure and intrigue. Enter the incredible realm of the Spiral Zone! Then hop aboard the Maple Town train for a visit to the land filled with laughter and friendship. It's Maple Town, the widely-acclaimed delight that more and more parents are choosing to brighten and enlighten their preschoolers' day. Pound Puppies, Spiral Zone, and Maple Town, three of the best on kid-vid cassette, all coming your way from Family Home Entertainment!

April/May 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: We've got the movies America wants to see! We're International Video Entertainment! Like the motion picture blockbuster thriller of the year. Robert DeNiro, Mickey Rourke, Lisa Bonet. Angel Heart. You won't want to miss a beat. Then, he's a Stone Age sheriff armed with a rifle and tin badge, up against an army of Space Age weaponry. Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe. Extreme Prejudice. It'll blow your mind. Diane Lane sizzles in the erotic smash mixing with cold-blooded terror.
JACK PRICE: You know, you have got great fantasies. Your only problem is just that you're afraid to act them out.
NARRATOR: Lady Beware. Then, meet Jessie, the rich girl whose misdeeds have brought her to her knees! Brat Packer Ally Sheedy stars in the outlandish comedy Maid to Order. Can a big city musician find happiness at the helm of the Olmstead High marching band? You bet your sweet wazoo! Leader of the Band, one howl of a hilariously funny flick! David Bowie and the superstars of rock unite for the film with the message that must be heard around the world, the movie whose voice calls to all of mankind, When the Wind Blows. Don't miss it. For the best bets on videocassette, turn to International Video Entertainment!

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: Catch all of the kid-vid magic from Family Home Entertainment! Like the cuddly canines no kid can resist. They're the Pound Puppies, and they're waiting for you at video stores everywhere. And here's the hot new sensation that's sweeping the nation--Spiral Zone, the program of super technology and fantastic adventures that takes kids for the journey of a lifetime. And he's the little green guy having fun with his Claymate pals and a colorful assortment of videocassettes. He's Gumby. And we bring all of the breathtaking magic of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus right to your door. So come one, come all! For the finest moments in kid video excitement, Family Home Entertainment's got 'em all!

June 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: We bring you the movies America wants to see! We're International Video Entertainment! Like the motion picture blockbuster thriller of the year. Robert DeNiro, Mickey Rourke, Lisa Bonet. Angel Heart. You won't want to miss a beat. Then, he's a Stone Age sheriff armed with a rifle and tin badge, up against an army of Space Age weaponry. Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe. Extreme Prejudice. It'll blow your mind. Diane Lane sizzles in the erotic smash mixing with cold-blooded terror.
JACK PRICE: You know, you have got great fantasies. Your only problem is just that you're afraid to act them out.
NARRATOR: Lady Beware. Then, meet Jessie, the rich girl whose misdeeds have brought her to her knees! Brat Packer Ally Sheedy is a princess turned pauper in Maid to Order. Kiss of the Spider Woman's Raul Julia is an ex-baseball giant who's batting .000 in the trenches of love.
DONNA NOTTINGHAM: Get your cotton-picking hands off me. What do you want to do, rip my dress off again?
NARRATOR: Beverly D'Angelo co-stars in this grand slam home run for the whole family. It's Trading Hearts, and you're gonna love it. And Raul Julia's back in a dramatic and compelling tale that probes deep into the excesses of faith and the flesh.
JUAN MATEO: I made love to your wife on the night of the wedding.
NARRATOR: Forbidden love holds a terrible price. Armand Assante co-stars in The Penitent. For the best bets on videocassette, turn to International Video Entertainment!

Family Home Entertainment[edit]

July 1988[edit]

International Video Entertainment[edit]

NARRATOR: We bring you the movies America wants to see! We're International Video Entertainment! Like the motion picture blockbuster thriller of the year. Robert DeNiro, Mickey Rourke, Lisa Bonet. Angel Heart. You won't want to miss a beat. Then, he's a Stone Age sheriff armed with a rifle and tin badge, up against an army of Space Age weaponry. Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe. Extreme Prejudice. It'll blow your mind. Meet Jessie, the rich girl whose misdeeds have brought her to her knees! Brat Packer Ally Sheedy is a princess turned pauper in Maid to Order. Kiss of the Spider Woman's Raul Julia is an ex-baseball giant who's batting .000 in the trenches of love.
DONNA NOTTINGHAM: Get your cotton-picking hands off me. What do you want to do, rip my dress off again?
NARRATOR: Beverly D'Angelo co-stars in this grand slam home run for the whole family. It's Trading Hearts, and you're gonna love it.
FUNDRAISER HOST #1: Now we're just $50,000--$50,000!
FUNDRAISER HOST #2: Short of today's goal of $1,000,000!
FUNDRAISER HOST #1: That's one million!
FUNDRAISER HOSTS: Dollars for Jesus!
CALLER: I pledge $100!
CALLER'S WIFE: $1,000!
CALLER: $1,000!
NARRATOR: And straight from the theatrical screen comes the comedy spoof smash about power in the pulpit that's right on target.
REVEREND RAY PORTER: Hallelujah!
ANGELS: Now sing it!
NARRATOR: Rocky Horror Picture Show's Tim Curry and Crocodile Dundee's Linda Kozlowski star in Pass the Ammo. Don't miss it!
G.W. WRAITH: Oh, sweet little Jesus, baby.
NARRATOR: For the best bets on videocassette, turn to International Video Entertainment!

Family Home Entertainment[edit]